For those of you who didn't think it existed, and wondered if I was just crazy, I give you the lyrics to "Brush Your Teeth"

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to one
and you want to have a little fun
You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to two
and you want to find something to do
You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to three
Your mind starts humming "Tweedle-E-Dee"
You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to four
and you think you hear a knock at the door
You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to five
And you just can't wait to come alive
You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)

You brush your teeth
(cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha)